You're Going in the Shaker ~ Ornament

You're Going in the Shaker ~ Final Warning From the Host

Someone touched the garnish tray. Someone rearranged the bottles by height. The host has a limit, and the limit comes with a lid and sixty seconds of hard shaking. Behave accordingly.

• Bar Station Security: Guards the counter like a hawk on a fence post, and the hawk has a jigger.
• Holiday Relatives: For in-laws and nephews who think the bar cart is a toy.
• Empty Threat, Full Effect: Everyone knows she would never sacrifice good ice on you.

For the home bartender who has opinions about ice. Pick ceramic (3 inches) or aluminum (3.6 inches), hang it with the included string, and give it a damp-cloth wipe after the holiday party.