You're Going in the Shaker ~ Comfort Colors Tee

You're Going in the Shaker ~ Final Warning From the Host

Someone touched the garnish tray. Someone rearranged the bottles by height. The host has a limit, and the limit comes with a lid and sixty seconds of hard shaking. Behave accordingly.

• Bar Station Security: Guards the counter like a hawk on a fence post, and the hawk has a jigger.
• Holiday Relatives: For in-laws and nephews who think the bar cart is a toy.
• Empty Threat, Full Effect: Everyone knows she would never sacrifice good ice on you.

This one arrives on a Comfort Colors 1717, the garment-dyed tee you reach for on a slow Sunday. Ring-spun cotton at 6.1 oz, a relaxed unisex fit, and that soft, broken-in feel that gets better with every wash ~ the way a good recipe improves each time you make it. Printed to order, so yours is built when you ask, never pulled from a pile.