Your Bartender Is Judging ~ Ornament

Your Bartender Is Judging ~ Quietly, With a Twist

She heard you order a vodka cranberry and said nothing, which is the loudest thing she has ever done. The judgment is silent, the service is flawless, and the drink you get will be better than the one you asked for. Everyone leaves happy and slightly reformed.

• Who Claims It: The host who upgrades your order without telling you.
• The Scene: Cocktail hour, a raised eyebrow across the counter, a perfect pour anyway.
• Gift Sense: For the friend whose opinions you can taste.

Cocktail Threads made this round ornament for the tree that stands beside the bar cart. Pick ceramic at 3 inches or aluminum at 3.6 inches, and it arrives with its hanging string. A wipe with a damp cloth keeps it ready for the next round.