Yet I Remain Garnished ~ Ornament
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Yet I Remain Garnished ~ Composure, Finished With a Twist
Meetings ran long, the plan fell through, the inbox caught fire, and the lemon twist still came out perfect. Dignity is a peel expressed over the glass at six on a Friday. The week can do what it likes.
- Friday Survivor: The first drink after five bad days deserves a proper garnish.
- Coworker Gift: For the colleague who held it together with a cherry on a pick.
- Standards Hold: Disaster is temporary; the garnish is non-negotiable.
Cocktail Threads made this round ornament for the tree that stands next to the bar cart. Pick ceramic at 3 inches or aluminum at 3.6 inches, and it arrives with its hanging string. A wipe with a damp cloth keeps it as polished as a chilled coupe, December after December. Tie it to a bottle of the good stuff, hang it on the tree, or hook it on the shaker shelf for the host who measures the vermouth twice.



