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Willing Participant in This Happy Hour ~ Ornament

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Willing Participant in This Happy Hour ~ Consent Enthusiastically Given

Nobody dragged her to the bar cart at five. She walked there with purpose, a lemon in one hand and a plan in the other. The line is a joke about enthusiasm, and the enthusiasm is completely real. Her friends have the group text to prove it.

  • Who Signs Up: The friend who replies yes before the invitation finishes sending.
  • The Scene: Patio, golden light, a pitcher that was clearly premeditated.
  • Gift Angle: For the one who never needs convincing, only a glass.


Cocktail Threads made this round ornament for the tree that stands beside the bar cart. Pick ceramic at 3 inches or aluminum at 3.6 inches, and it arrives with its hanging string. A wipe with a damp cloth keeps it ready for the next round.