Walrus Bow Tie ~ Ornament
$9.99
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Walrus Bow Tie ~ Dressed for a Martini He Did Not Order
He showed up formal. Nobody asked him to. He takes the good chair, requests a dry one with a twist, and conducts the evening with the calm of a creature who has never once been underdressed. Every party has a gentleman like this ~ this one happens to have tusks.
- Formal Guest Energy: Arrives early, leaves last, never spills.
- Dapper Friend Gift: For whoever irons a pocket square for a Tuesday.
- Tusked and Tasteful: Black tie optional for everyone except him.
For the home bartender who has opinions about ice. Pick ceramic (3 inches) or aluminum (3.6 inches), hang it with the included string, and give it a damp-cloth wipe after the holiday party.
