Walrus Bow Tie ~ Comfort Colors Long Sleeve Tee
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Walrus Bow Tie ~ Dressed for a Martini He Did Not Order
He showed up formal. Nobody asked him to. He takes the good chair, requests a dry one with a twist, and conducts the evening with the calm of a creature who has never once been underdressed. Every party has a gentleman like this ~ this one happens to have tusks.
- Formal Guest Energy: Arrives early, leaves last, never spills.
- Dapper Friend Gift: For whoever irons a pocket square for a Tuesday.
- Tusked and Tasteful: Black tie optional for everyone except him.
Patio season never really ends, it just moves to the fire pit ~ this Comfort Colors long sleeve tee keeps happy hour going with soft garment-dyed ring-spun cotton, a relaxed easy fit and sleeves to the wrist, sizes S through 3XL ~ pour something with a twist, pull it on and claim the best seat at the bar
