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Walrus Bow Tie ~ Heavy Blend Hoodie

$51.99

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Walrus Bow Tie ~ Dressed for a Martini He Did Not Order

He showed up formal. Nobody asked him to. He takes the good chair, requests a dry one with a twist, and conducts the evening with the calm of a creature who has never once been underdressed. Every party has a gentleman like this ~ this one happens to have tusks.

  • Formal Guest Energy: Arrives early, leaves last, never spills.
  • Dapper Friend Gift: For whoever irons a pocket square for a Tuesday.
  • Tusked and Tasteful: Black tie optional for everyone except him.


For the nights when the cocktails are cold and the evening air is colder ~ this Gildan Heavy Blend hoodie wraps you in soft cotton-poly fleece with a double-lined hood, a front pouch big enough for the garnish stash and ribbed cuffs that stay put through every toast ~ last call never felt so cozy