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Very Dry ~ Comfort Colors Long Sleeve Tee

$49.99

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Very Dry ~ The Joke and the Pour Agree

She delivers the punchline in the same tone she uses for the weather, then lets you catch up. The martini follows the same rule: a whisper of vermouth, a glass from the freezer, nothing wet about the wit or the drink. Her friends have learned to watch her eyes for the smile.

  • Who Owns It: The friend whose best lines land a full beat after she says them.
  • When It Comes Out: Cocktail hour with the group that already knows not to laugh too early.
  • Gift Sense: For the martini drinker whose humor needs no olive to explain it.


Patio season never really ends, it just moves to the fire pit ~ this Comfort Colors long sleeve tee keeps happy hour going with soft garment-dyed ring-spun cotton, a relaxed easy fit and sleeves to the wrist, sizes S through 3XL ~ pour something with a twist, pull it on and claim the best seat at the bar