Very Dry ~ Ceramic Coffee Mug

Very Dry ~ The Joke and the Pour Agree

She delivers the punchline in the same tone she uses for the weather, then lets you catch up. The martini follows the same rule: a whisper of vermouth, a glass from the freezer, nothing wet about the wit or the drink. Her friends have learned to watch her eyes for the smile.

• Who Owns It: The friend whose best lines land a full beat after she says them.
• When It Comes Out: Cocktail hour with the group that already knows not to laugh too early.
• Gift Sense: For the martini drinker whose humor needs no olive to explain it.

Every great cocktail hour starts with a strong cup of coffee the morning after ~ this glossy ceramic mug comes in white or black, 11 oz or 15 oz, with a comfortable C handle and your favorite pour front and center ~ coffee by day, hot toddy by night, no judgment at this bar