Too Much Garnish Said Nobody ~ Heavy Blend Hoodie

Too Much Garnish Said Nobody ~ Keep It Coming

A drink arrived with a dehydrated orange, two cherries, a sprig of thyme, and a tiny clothespin holding a rosemary branch in place. Nobody at the table objected. Nobody ever has. At this bar, restraint is a word for other households ~ here, the rim is a stage.

• House Policy: More is more and the tray agrees.
• Garnish Maximalist Gift: For whoever needs two hands to deliver one glass.
• Said Nobody: The complaint has yet to be filed.

For the nights when the cocktails are cold and the evening air is colder ~ this Gildan Heavy Blend hoodie wraps you in soft cotton-poly fleece with a double-lined hood, a front pouch big enough for the garnish stash and ribbed cuffs that stay put through every toast ~ last call never felt so cozy