Too Much Garnish Said Nobody ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck
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Too Much Garnish Said Nobody ~ Keep It Coming
A drink arrived with a dehydrated orange, two cherries, a sprig of thyme, and a tiny clothespin holding a rosemary branch in place. Nobody at the table objected. Nobody ever has. At this bar, restraint is a word for other households ~ here, the rim is a stage.
- House Policy: More is more and the tray agrees.
- Garnish Maximalist Gift: For whoever needs two hands to deliver one glass.
- Said Nobody: The complaint has yet to be filed.
The brunch crowd knows the dress code ~ comfortable, stylish and ready for a second round of mimosas ~ this Comfort Colors garment-dyed crewneck brings a cotton face over soft fleece, a relaxed fit with a rolled-forward shoulder and that well-loved feel from day one, made for lazy Sundays and rooftop sunsets alike
