Too Much Garnish Said Nobody ~ Comfort Colors Long Sleeve Tee
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Too Much Garnish Said Nobody ~ Keep It Coming
A drink arrived with a dehydrated orange, two cherries, a sprig of thyme, and a tiny clothespin holding a rosemary branch in place. Nobody at the table objected. Nobody ever has. At this bar, restraint is a word for other households ~ here, the rim is a stage.
- House Policy: More is more and the tray agrees.
- Garnish Maximalist Gift: For whoever needs two hands to deliver one glass.
- Said Nobody: The complaint has yet to be filed.
Patio season never really ends, it just moves to the fire pit ~ this Comfort Colors long sleeve tee keeps happy hour going with soft garment-dyed ring-spun cotton, a relaxed easy fit and sleeves to the wrist, sizes S through 3XL ~ pour something with a twist, pull it on and claim the best seat at the bar
