Too Much Garnish Said Nobody ~ Comfort Colors Tee

Too Much Garnish Said Nobody ~ Keep It Coming

A drink arrived with a dehydrated orange, two cherries, a sprig of thyme, and a tiny clothespin holding a rosemary branch in place. Nobody at the table objected. Nobody ever has. At this bar, restraint is a word for other households ~ here, the rim is a stage.

• House Policy: More is more and the tray agrees.
• Garnish Maximalist Gift: For whoever needs two hands to deliver one glass.
• Said Nobody: The complaint has yet to be filed.

This one arrives on a Comfort Colors 1717, the garment-dyed tee you reach for on a slow Sunday. Ring-spun cotton at 6.1 oz, a relaxed unisex fit, and that soft, broken-in feel that gets better with every wash ~ the way a good recipe improves each time you make it. Printed to order, so yours is built when you ask, never pulled from a pile.