The Drink Is Sweet I Am Not ~ Ornament
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The Drink Is Sweet I Am Not ~ Adjust Your Expectations
A pretty pink cocktail in hand says nothing about the personality behind it. She orders something fruity and delivers the sharpest comment of the night, sugar rim and all. Consider yourself warned, politely.
- Sugar Rim, Sharp Tongue: The contrast is the whole fun.
- Sassy Gift: For the friend whose cosmo comes with commentary.
- Fair Warning: Issued once, enforced always.
The garnish your tree has been missing. Choose ceramic at 3 inches or aluminum at 3.6 inches; it comes with a hanging string and needs nothing more than a damp cloth.
