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Stirristotle ~ Comfort Colors Long Sleeve Tee

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Stirristotle ~ The Spoon Is the Beginning of Wisdom

The ancient Greeks had philosophers. The home bar has one too, and his teaching fits on a cocktail napkin: one more stir. Just one. The glass could be colder, the dilution could be truer, and the guests can wait another three seconds for the good of the drink. A whole school of thought, stirred clockwise.

  • Philosophy of the Pour: Patience, examined, and found delicious.
  • Thinker Host Gift: For whoever contemplates the martini before serving it.
  • Quote Attributed: Ancient wisdom, modern mixing glass.


Patio season never really ends, it just moves to the fire pit ~ this Comfort Colors long sleeve tee keeps happy hour going with soft garment-dyed ring-spun cotton, a relaxed easy fit and sleeves to the wrist, sizes S through 3XL ~ pour something with a twist, pull it on and claim the best seat at the bar