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Stirring Because Shaking People Is Rude ~ Comfort Colors Long Sleeve Tee

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Stirring Because Shaking People Is Rude ~ Manners at the Mixing Glass

The urge arrives around the third time someone says they do not really like martinis. The hostess breathes, picks up the bar spoon, and stirs with a composure her grandmother would recognize. Etiquette is holding the spoon instead of the shoulders.

  • Composure Tool: The bar spoon doubles as a therapy device.
  • Polite Host Gift: For the friend who channels frustration into forty rotations.
  • Rude Avoided: Nobody got shaken and the drink is perfect.


Patio season never really ends, it just moves to the fire pit ~ this Comfort Colors long sleeve tee keeps happy hour going with soft garment-dyed ring-spun cotton, a relaxed easy fit and sleeves to the wrist, sizes S through 3XL ~ pour something with a twist, pull it on and claim the best seat at the bar