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Stirred Definition ~ Ornament

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Stirred Definition ~ A Martini Made Properly, and a Mood

Two meanings, one spelling, and the hostess has lived both. The first is a glass so cold and clear it looks empty. The second is the quiet shift in her expression when somebody picks up a shaker near her gin. Dictionaries do not cover this ~ the house does.

  • Double Meaning: Adjective, noun, and a warning all at once.
  • Word Lover Gift: For the friend who corrects the martini and the grammar.
  • Shaken Not Welcome: Politely, firmly, and with the spoon already out.


Tie it to a bottle neck and the hostess gift is done. This round ornament comes in ceramic at 3 inches or aluminum at 3.6 inches with its own string, and a damp cloth keeps it bright.