Stirred Definition ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck
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Stirred Definition ~ A Martini Made Properly, and a Mood
Two meanings, one spelling, and the hostess has lived both. The first is a glass so cold and clear it looks empty. The second is the quiet shift in her expression when somebody picks up a shaker near her gin. Dictionaries do not cover this ~ the house does.
- Double Meaning: Adjective, noun, and a warning all at once.
- Word Lover Gift: For the friend who corrects the martini and the grammar.
- Shaken Not Welcome: Politely, firmly, and with the spoon already out.
The brunch crowd knows the dress code ~ comfortable, stylish and ready for a second round of mimosas ~ this Comfort Colors garment-dyed crewneck brings a cotton face over soft fleece, a relaxed fit with a rolled-forward shoulder and that well-loved feel from day one, made for lazy Sundays and rooftop sunsets alike
