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Stand Back I'm Juicing ~ Comfort Colors Tee

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Stand Back I'm Juicing ~ Pulp Travels Farther Than You Think

The hand press comes down and somewhere a cabinet door takes a hit of lime. Fresh juice is the rule, and the rule has a splash radius. Guests are warned once, affectionately, and then it is on them. Goggles are optional ~ a clear path to the sink is not.

  • Juicing Zone: Three feet of clearance, minimum, for the citrus press.
  • Fresh Juice Loyalist Gift: For whoever squeezes to order and wipes the backsplash after.
  • Fair Warning: Said with a smile and a lime in each hand.


This one arrives on a Comfort Colors 1717, the garment-dyed tee you reach for on a slow Sunday. Ring-spun cotton at 6.1 oz, a relaxed unisex fit, and that soft, broken-in feel that gets better with every wash ~ the way a good recipe improves each time you make it. Printed to order, so yours is built when you ask, never pulled from a pile.