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Sour Mix Is Trash ~ Ornament

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Sour Mix Is Trash ~ Said With Love and Lemons

She found the bottle of neon mix in a friend's fridge and simply moved it to the bin, then made the friend a real whiskey sour to apologize. Nobody argued after the first sip. Strong opinions, freshly squeezed, served without a hint of shame.

  • Who Says It: The one who travels with a citrus press like other people travel with a phone charger.
  • Where It Lands: Any gathering where somebody asks why the drinks taste so different here.
  • Gift Logic: For the friend who reformed your bar cart one lemon at a time.


The garnish your tree has been missing. Choose ceramic at 3 inches or aluminum at 3.6 inches; it comes with a hanging string and needs nothing more than a damp cloth.