Slow Stir Society ~ Ornament

Slow Stir Society ~ Membership Is Paid in Patience

A proper stir takes as long as it takes, and the guests can wait. Every round of is-it-ready-yet gets the same calm look over the mixing glass. A minute or ten is a perfectly honest estimate.

• Founding Member: Has never rushed a Manhattan and never will.
• The Calm Look: Perfected over years of hovering friends.
• Dues Collected: Paid in forty clockwise rotations, no refunds.

For the home bartender who has opinions about ice. Pick ceramic (3 inches) or aluminum (3.6 inches), hang it with the included string, and give it a damp-cloth wipe after the holiday party.