Slow Stir Society ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck
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Slow Stir Society ~ Membership Is Paid in Patience
A proper stir takes as long as it takes, and the guests can wait. Every round of is-it-ready-yet gets the same calm look over the mixing glass. A minute or ten is a perfectly honest estimate.
- Founding Member: Has never rushed a Manhattan and never will.
- The Calm Look: Perfected over years of hovering friends.
- Dues Collected: Paid in forty clockwise rotations, no refunds.
The brunch crowd knows the dress code ~ comfortable, stylish and ready for a second round of mimosas ~ this Comfort Colors garment-dyed crewneck brings a cotton face over soft fleece, a relaxed fit with a rolled-forward shoulder and that well-loved feel from day one, made for lazy Sundays and rooftop sunsets alike
