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Slow Stir Society ~ Comfort Colors Long Sleeve Tee

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Slow Stir Society ~ Membership Is Paid in Patience

A proper stir takes as long as it takes, and the guests can wait. Every round of is-it-ready-yet gets the same calm look over the mixing glass. A minute or ten is a perfectly honest estimate.

  • Founding Member: Has never rushed a Manhattan and never will.
  • The Calm Look: Perfected over years of hovering friends.
  • Dues Collected: Paid in forty clockwise rotations, no refunds.


Patio season never really ends, it just moves to the fire pit ~ this Comfort Colors long sleeve tee keeps happy hour going with soft garment-dyed ring-spun cotton, a relaxed easy fit and sleeves to the wrist, sizes S through 3XL ~ pour something with a twist, pull it on and claim the best seat at the bar