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Slow Stir Society ~ Heavy Blend Hoodie

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Slow Stir Society ~ Membership Is Paid in Patience

A proper stir takes as long as it takes, and the guests can wait. Every round of is-it-ready-yet gets the same calm look over the mixing glass. A minute or ten is a perfectly honest estimate.

  • Founding Member: Has never rushed a Manhattan and never will.
  • The Calm Look: Perfected over years of hovering friends.
  • Dues Collected: Paid in forty clockwise rotations, no refunds.


For the nights when the cocktails are cold and the evening air is colder ~ this Gildan Heavy Blend hoodie wraps you in soft cotton-poly fleece with a double-lined hood, a front pouch big enough for the garnish stash and ribbed cuffs that stay put through every toast ~ last call never felt so cozy