Sloth Shaker ~ Ornament

Sloth Shaker ~ Twelve Seconds Takes Him About an Hour

Hard, cold, fast is the rule for a shaken drink. One member of the household interprets fast loosely. The shaker rises, pauses, considers its options, and comes down sometime after the guests have found seats. The drink is excellent ~ there was simply time to think about it.

• Unhurried Shake: Technically correct, eventually.
• Slow Friend Gift: For whoever makes you wait and makes it worth it.
• Patience Mascot: The shaker is a metaphor and also a shaker.

For the home bartender who has opinions about ice. Pick ceramic (3 inches) or aluminum (3.6 inches), hang it with the included string, and give it a damp-cloth wipe after the holiday party.