Sloth Shaker ~ Heavy Blend Hoodie

Sloth Shaker ~ Twelve Seconds Takes Him About an Hour

Hard, cold, fast is the rule for a shaken drink. One member of the household interprets fast loosely. The shaker rises, pauses, considers its options, and comes down sometime after the guests have found seats. The drink is excellent ~ there was simply time to think about it.

• Unhurried Shake: Technically correct, eventually.
• Slow Friend Gift: For whoever makes you wait and makes it worth it.
• Patience Mascot: The shaker is a metaphor and also a shaker.

For the nights when the cocktails are cold and the evening air is colder ~ this Gildan Heavy Blend hoodie wraps you in soft cotton-poly fleece with a double-lined hood, a front pouch big enough for the garnish stash and ribbed cuffs that stay put through every toast ~ last call never felt so cozy