Sloth Shaker ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck
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Sloth Shaker ~ Twelve Seconds Takes Him About an Hour
Hard, cold, fast is the rule for a shaken drink. One member of the household interprets fast loosely. The shaker rises, pauses, considers its options, and comes down sometime after the guests have found seats. The drink is excellent ~ there was simply time to think about it.
- Unhurried Shake: Technically correct, eventually.
- Slow Friend Gift: For whoever makes you wait and makes it worth it.
- Patience Mascot: The shaker is a metaphor and also a shaker.
The brunch crowd knows the dress code ~ comfortable, stylish and ready for a second round of mimosas ~ this Comfort Colors garment-dyed crewneck brings a cotton face over soft fleece, a relaxed fit with a rolled-forward shoulder and that well-loved feel from day one, made for lazy Sundays and rooftop sunsets alike
