Sloth Shaker ~ Comfort Colors Tee

Sloth Shaker ~ Twelve Seconds Takes Him About an Hour

Hard, cold, fast is the rule for a shaken drink. One member of the household interprets fast loosely. The shaker rises, pauses, considers its options, and comes down sometime after the guests have found seats. The drink is excellent ~ there was simply time to think about it.

• Unhurried Shake: Technically correct, eventually.
• Slow Friend Gift: For whoever makes you wait and makes it worth it.
• Patience Mascot: The shaker is a metaphor and also a shaker.

This one arrives on a Comfort Colors 1717, the garment-dyed tee you reach for on a slow Sunday. Ring-spun cotton at 6.1 oz, a relaxed unisex fit, and that soft, broken-in feel that gets better with every wash ~ the way a good recipe improves each time you make it. Printed to order, so yours is built when you ask, never pulled from a pile.