Sloth Shaker ~ Comfort Colors Long Sleeve Tee
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Sloth Shaker ~ Twelve Seconds Takes Him About an Hour
Hard, cold, fast is the rule for a shaken drink. One member of the household interprets fast loosely. The shaker rises, pauses, considers its options, and comes down sometime after the guests have found seats. The drink is excellent ~ there was simply time to think about it.
- Unhurried Shake: Technically correct, eventually.
- Slow Friend Gift: For whoever makes you wait and makes it worth it.
- Patience Mascot: The shaker is a metaphor and also a shaker.
Patio season never really ends, it just moves to the fire pit ~ this Comfort Colors long sleeve tee keeps happy hour going with soft garment-dyed ring-spun cotton, a relaxed easy fit and sleeves to the wrist, sizes S through 3XL ~ pour something with a twist, pull it on and claim the best seat at the bar
