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Semper Siccus ~ Heavy Blend Hoodie

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Semper Siccus ~ Always Dry, Never Wavering

A family motto for a family of one, carved into the freezer door in spirit if not in fact. The vermouth is whispered, the glass is arctic, and the humor matches both. She has held this line at every party for a decade and shows no sign of surrender.

  • Who Swears It: The martini loyalist whose ratio has never once moved toward wet.
  • The Moment: A guest suggests a splash more vermouth and receives a look worthy of a Roman senator.
  • Gift Angle: For the one whose standards deserve a Latin motto and a seal.


For the nights when the cocktails are cold and the evening air is colder ~ this Gildan Heavy Blend hoodie wraps you in soft cotton-poly fleece with a double-lined hood, a front pouch big enough for the garnish stash and ribbed cuffs that stay put through every toast ~ last call never felt so cozy