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Semper Siccus ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck

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Semper Siccus ~ Always Dry, Never Wavering

A family motto for a family of one, carved into the freezer door in spirit if not in fact. The vermouth is whispered, the glass is arctic, and the humor matches both. She has held this line at every party for a decade and shows no sign of surrender.

  • Who Swears It: The martini loyalist whose ratio has never once moved toward wet.
  • The Moment: A guest suggests a splash more vermouth and receives a look worthy of a Roman senator.
  • Gift Angle: For the one whose standards deserve a Latin motto and a seal.


The brunch crowd knows the dress code ~ comfortable, stylish and ready for a second round of mimosas ~ this Comfort Colors garment-dyed crewneck brings a cotton face over soft fleece, a relaxed fit with a rolled-forward shoulder and that well-loved feel from day one, made for lazy Sundays and rooftop sunsets alike