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Ruined by Good Cocktails ~ Ornament

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Ruined by Good Cocktails ~ There Is No Going Back

Once you have had a daiquiri built with fresh lime and a proper shake, the bottled version at the chain restaurant tastes like a betrayal. She did this to herself on purpose and then did it to all her friends. Nobody has forgiven her, and nobody has stopped coming over.

  • Who Admits It: The friend who orders water out rather than settle.
  • The Scene: A restaurant table where one person is quietly disappointed and everyone knows who.
  • Gift Note: For the one who raised the bar and then kept it at home.


Cocktail Threads made this round ornament for the tree that stands beside the bar cart. Pick ceramic at 3 inches or aluminum at 3.6 inches, and it arrives with its hanging string. A wipe with a damp cloth keeps it ready for the next round.