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Room Temperature Martini ~ Heavy Blend Hoodie

$51.99

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Room Temperature Martini ~ One Star, No Further Notes

Few things inspire a harsher review than a lukewarm martini. The critic would sooner go without than accept a warm glass, and the rating reflects that. Standards high, reviews honest, coupe in the freezer.

  • One-Star Review: Dreadful, and documented.
  • Cold Glass Gift: For the friend who checks the stem temperature by hand.
  • Honest Critic: Also reviews the olives.


For the nights when the cocktails are cold and the evening air is colder ~ this Gildan Heavy Blend hoodie wraps you in soft cotton-poly fleece with a double-lined hood, a front pouch big enough for the garnish stash and ribbed cuffs that stay put through every toast ~ last call never felt so cozy