Room Temperature Martini ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck
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Room Temperature Martini ~ One Star, No Further Notes
Few things inspire a harsher review than a lukewarm martini. The critic would sooner go without than accept a warm glass, and the rating reflects that. Standards high, reviews honest, coupe in the freezer.
- One-Star Review: Dreadful, and documented.
- Cold Glass Gift: For the friend who checks the stem temperature by hand.
- Honest Critic: Also reviews the olives.
The brunch crowd knows the dress code ~ comfortable, stylish and ready for a second round of mimosas ~ this Comfort Colors garment-dyed crewneck brings a cotton face over soft fleece, a relaxed fit with a rolled-forward shoulder and that well-loved feel from day one, made for lazy Sundays and rooftop sunsets alike
