Room Temperature Martini ~ Comfort Colors Long Sleeve Tee
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Room Temperature Martini ~ One Star, No Further Notes
Few things inspire a harsher review than a lukewarm martini. The critic would sooner go without than accept a warm glass, and the rating reflects that. Standards high, reviews honest, coupe in the freezer.
- One-Star Review: Dreadful, and documented.
- Cold Glass Gift: For the friend who checks the stem temperature by hand.
- Honest Critic: Also reviews the olives.
Patio season never really ends, it just moves to the fire pit ~ this Comfort Colors long sleeve tee keeps happy hour going with soft garment-dyed ring-spun cotton, a relaxed easy fit and sleeves to the wrist, sizes S through 3XL ~ pour something with a twist, pull it on and claim the best seat at the bar
