Room Temperature Martini ~ Heavy Blend Hoodie

Room Temperature Martini ~ One Star, No Further Notes

Few things inspire a harsher review than a lukewarm martini. The critic would sooner go without than accept a warm glass, and the rating reflects that. Standards high, reviews honest, coupe in the freezer.

• One-Star Review: Dreadful, and documented.
• Cold Glass Gift: For the friend who checks the stem temperature by hand.
• Honest Critic: Also reviews the olives.

For the nights when the cocktails are cold and the evening air is colder ~ this Gildan Heavy Blend hoodie wraps you in soft cotton-poly fleece with a double-lined hood, a front pouch big enough for the garnish stash and ribbed cuffs that stay put through every toast ~ last call never felt so cozy