Real Cocktails Don't Come in Cans ~ Ornament
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Real Cocktails Don't Come in Cans ~ The Effort Is the Point
The joy lives in the making, not the pull tab. Chill the glass, cut the peel, measure twice and take your time on purpose. Convenience is fine for everyone else.
- Scratch Maker: Has never once owned a six-pack of anything pre-mixed.
- Purist Gift: For the friend who sighs at the ready-to-drink aisle.
- Slow by Design: Fast was never the goal.
Cocktail Threads made this round ornament for the tree that stands beside the bar cart. Pick ceramic at 3 inches or aluminum at 3.6 inches, and it arrives with its hanging string. A wipe with a damp cloth keeps it ready for the next round.



