Real Cocktails Don't Come in Cans ~ Heavy Blend Hoodie

Real Cocktails Don't Come in Cans ~ The Effort Is the Point

The joy lives in the making, not the pull tab. Chill the glass, cut the peel, measure twice and take your time on purpose. Convenience is fine for everyone else.

• Scratch Maker: Has never once owned a six-pack of anything pre-mixed.
• Purist Gift: For the friend who sighs at the ready-to-drink aisle.
• Slow by Design: Fast was never the goal.

For the nights when the cocktails are cold and the evening air is colder ~ this Gildan Heavy Blend hoodie wraps you in soft cotton-poly fleece with a double-lined hood, a front pouch big enough for the garnish stash and ribbed cuffs that stay put through every toast ~ last call never felt so cozy