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Proof of Home Bartending ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck

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Proof of Home Bartending ~ The Eyebrow Grew Back Eventually

Forty-seven bitters bottles, one slightly singed eyebrow from a flamed orange peel, and a reputation for sending back ice that is not clear enough. The evidence is everywhere in this kitchen. Nobody has to ask what the hobby is ~ the freezer alone tells the story.

  • Exhibit A Through E: Strong opinions, scorched brow, no warm glasses tolerated.
  • Devoted Host Gift: For the friend whose hobby left a mark, literally.
  • Never Rushes a Stir: The slowest line on the list and the proudest.


The brunch crowd knows the dress code ~ comfortable, stylish and ready for a second round of mimosas ~ this Comfort Colors garment-dyed crewneck brings a cotton face over soft fleece, a relaxed fit with a rolled-forward shoulder and that well-loved feel from day one, made for lazy Sundays and rooftop sunsets alike