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Perfect Ice Thinks You're a Myth ~ Ornament

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Perfect Ice Thinks You're a Myth ~ Directional Freezing Says Hello

Everyone has heard about perfectly clear ice. Few have seen it come out of their own freezer. The cooler method takes two days, a serrated knife, and a willingness to waste half the block, and the cube that results looks at cloudy ice the way a unicorn looks at a horse.

  • Clear Ice Quest: Two days in the cooler for one afternoon of applause.
  • Ice Obsessed Gift: For whoever owns a knife reserved for frozen water.
  • Mutual Disbelief: The ice doubts you, you doubt the ice, somehow it works.


The garnish your tree has been missing. Choose ceramic at 3 inches or aluminum at 3.6 inches; it comes with a hanging string and needs nothing more than a damp cloth.