Perfect Ice Thinks You're a Myth ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck
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Perfect Ice Thinks You're a Myth ~ Directional Freezing Says Hello
Everyone has heard about perfectly clear ice. Few have seen it come out of their own freezer. The cooler method takes two days, a serrated knife, and a willingness to waste half the block, and the cube that results looks at cloudy ice the way a unicorn looks at a horse.
- Clear Ice Quest: Two days in the cooler for one afternoon of applause.
- Ice Obsessed Gift: For whoever owns a knife reserved for frozen water.
- Mutual Disbelief: The ice doubts you, you doubt the ice, somehow it works.
The brunch crowd knows the dress code ~ comfortable, stylish and ready for a second round of mimosas ~ this Comfort Colors garment-dyed crewneck brings a cotton face over soft fleece, a relaxed fit with a rolled-forward shoulder and that well-loved feel from day one, made for lazy Sundays and rooftop sunsets alike



