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Olive Swimming Club ~ Heavy Blend Hoodie

$51.99

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Olive Swimming Club ~ Laps Are Measured in Brine

Sink, soak, repeat is the only training plan this club has ever needed. Membership requires a toothpick, a steady hand, and the willingness to ask for extra brine every single time. The captain eats the garnish first and requests another.

  • Dirty Martini Devotee: Claims membership on the spot, no application required.
  • Garnish First Policy: The olives never survive to the bottom of the glass.
  • Book Club Approved: For groups that meet for drinks and occasionally mention a book.


For the nights when the cocktails are cold and the evening air is colder ~ this Gildan Heavy Blend hoodie wraps you in soft cotton-poly fleece with a double-lined hood, a front pouch big enough for the garnish stash and ribbed cuffs that stay put through every toast ~ last call never felt so cozy