Olive Swimming Club ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck
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Olive Swimming Club ~ Laps Are Measured in Brine
Sink, soak, repeat is the only training plan this club has ever needed. Membership requires a toothpick, a steady hand, and the willingness to ask for extra brine every single time. The captain eats the garnish first and requests another.
- Dirty Martini Devotee: Claims membership on the spot, no application required.
- Garnish First Policy: The olives never survive to the bottom of the glass.
- Book Club Approved: For groups that meet for drinks and occasionally mention a book.
The brunch crowd knows the dress code ~ comfortable, stylish and ready for a second round of mimosas ~ this Comfort Colors garment-dyed crewneck brings a cotton face over soft fleece, a relaxed fit with a rolled-forward shoulder and that well-loved feel from day one, made for lazy Sundays and rooftop sunsets alike
