Oh No the Dilution ~ Ornament

Oh No the Dilution ~ A Tragedy in One Melting Cube

Leave a drink on the counter while you chat and watch the resident cocktail nerd quietly panic. The ice is melting, the balance is shifting, and the clock in his head is loud. Everyone else just wants him to sit down.

• Melt Watcher: Can estimate dilution by eye and wishes he couldn't.
• Nerd Recognition: For the friend who knows exactly why the second half tastes different.
• Please Sit Down: Said lovingly, by everyone, at every party.

For the home bartender who has opinions about ice. Pick ceramic (3 inches) or aluminum (3.6 inches), hang it with the included string, and give it a damp-cloth wipe after the holiday party.