Oh No the Dilution ~ Heavy Blend Hoodie

Oh No the Dilution ~ A Tragedy in One Melting Cube

Leave a drink on the counter while you chat and watch the resident cocktail nerd quietly panic. The ice is melting, the balance is shifting, and the clock in his head is loud. Everyone else just wants him to sit down.

• Melt Watcher: Can estimate dilution by eye and wishes he couldn't.
• Nerd Recognition: For the friend who knows exactly why the second half tastes different.
• Please Sit Down: Said lovingly, by everyone, at every party.

For the nights when the cocktails are cold and the evening air is colder ~ this Gildan Heavy Blend hoodie wraps you in soft cotton-poly fleece with a double-lined hood, a front pouch big enough for the garnish stash and ribbed cuffs that stay put through every toast ~ last call never felt so cozy