Oh No the Dilution ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck
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Oh No the Dilution ~ A Tragedy in One Melting Cube
Leave a drink on the counter while you chat and watch the resident cocktail nerd quietly panic. The ice is melting, the balance is shifting, and the clock in his head is loud. Everyone else just wants him to sit down.
- Melt Watcher: Can estimate dilution by eye and wishes he couldn't.
- Nerd Recognition: For the friend who knows exactly why the second half tastes different.
- Please Sit Down: Said lovingly, by everyone, at every party.
The brunch crowd knows the dress code ~ comfortable, stylish and ready for a second round of mimosas ~ this Comfort Colors garment-dyed crewneck brings a cotton face over soft fleece, a relaxed fit with a rolled-forward shoulder and that well-loved feel from day one, made for lazy Sundays and rooftop sunsets alike
