Oh No the Dilution ~ Comfort Colors Long Sleeve Tee
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Oh No the Dilution ~ A Tragedy in One Melting Cube
Leave a drink on the counter while you chat and watch the resident cocktail nerd quietly panic. The ice is melting, the balance is shifting, and the clock in his head is loud. Everyone else just wants him to sit down.
- Melt Watcher: Can estimate dilution by eye and wishes he couldn't.
- Nerd Recognition: For the friend who knows exactly why the second half tastes different.
- Please Sit Down: Said lovingly, by everyone, at every party.
Patio season never really ends, it just moves to the fire pit ~ this Comfort Colors long sleeve tee keeps happy hour going with soft garment-dyed ring-spun cotton, a relaxed easy fit and sleeves to the wrist, sizes S through 3XL ~ pour something with a twist, pull it on and claim the best seat at the bar
