Not on My Watch ~ Comfort Colors Tee

Not on My Watch ~ Warm Glass Is a Firing Offense

The freezer has a shelf reserved for stemware and the hostess checks it like a nurse checks a chart. A guest once reached for a room-temperature coupe. The reach was intercepted mid-air. Frosted, filled, flawless ~ the order is not negotiable and the glass never gets a second chance.

• Glass Patrol: Every rim frosted or every rim refused.
• Standards Keeper Gift: For the friend who chills the glasses before the guests arrive and after.
• Watch Kept: Nothing warm has passed this cart in years.

This one arrives on a Comfort Colors 1717, the garment-dyed tee you reach for on a slow Sunday. Ring-spun cotton at 6.1 oz, a relaxed unisex fit, and that soft, broken-in feel that gets better with every wash ~ the way a good recipe improves each time you make it. Printed to order, so yours is built when you ask, never pulled from a pile.