No Vodka in the Martini ~ Ornament
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No Vodka in the Martini ~ A House Rule, Politely Enforced
Guests may ask once. The hostess will smile, reach for the gin, and the matter is closed before the vermouth has finished chilling. Some households post rules by the pool ~ this one posts them at the bar cart.
- Gin Loyalist: A quiet statement that ends the debate before it starts.
- Martini Purist Gift: For whoever has sent a drink back on principle.
- Conversation Starter: Half the room will nod, the other half will argue ~ both will stay.
Cocktail Threads made this round ornament for the tree that stands next to the bar cart. Pick ceramic at 3 inches or aluminum at 3.6 inches, and it arrives with its hanging string. A wipe with a damp cloth keeps it as polished as a chilled coupe, December after December. Tie it to a bottle of the good stuff, hang it on the tree, or hook it on the shaker shelf for the host who measures the vermouth twice.
